Ban the person above you.

Im banning Dimos for banning someone for weird reasons xD.

I ban you for not being banned in a while o.o

I ban you for banning the dude with a creature on his avis shoulder that strongly resembles a creature i made up for the book im attempting to write.

I ban you for paying such attention to the minuet detail of his avatar

I ban you for now appreciating the details the artist put into it! xD

I ban you for putting "now" instead of "not"

I ban you for being a spelling nazi and falsely calling me a grammar nazi. x3

I ban you for trying to hide the fact your a grammar nazi, and calling me out on my spelling habits

Dimos is banned for useing "I ban you" as his starting three words over and over.

She is banned for noticing and remembering my word usage

You are banned for having a different IGN than it says in your siggy.

Your banned for not knowing the difference of forum name and game name, also I have a char named Dimos XP

I ban you for being picky.

you get banned for not being in our guild XP

You're banned for not adopting my noob into your guild o_o

you get banned for wanting just the noob in the guild

lol you're banned for discriminating; Ruk would kill me if her Vice left her guild to join her unions guild.

you get banned for improper use of discriminate

You get banned for being picky about its use.

Your banned for thinking I'm picky of its use, when there is only certain ways to use it or it makes no sense, as in your case

You're banned just cause

Your banned for not stating an obvious reason that exceeds 1 word

You're banned for failing to see that 'just 'cause' is two words.

Your banned to fail to see, just it equal to saying why, and the word after would be the reason :O

you're banned for making me think